This was the product of a divorce, which coincided with the anniversary of Mattel's famous toy.  Although it seems to disrespect women, which is not really how I feel, it was meant mostly as a joke.  It took a long time to write itself, because the second couplet release and last verse came some years after the first part.  Funny, though.

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