P O Box One Nine

by C. Carson Parks

Chorus Healthy young man, soon to be single Wants new girl willing to mingle One to make my world seem fine - - Apply to P. O. box one-nine. Yesterday, she pulled the curtain There's one thing I know, for certain I can't make it all alone Gotta find a girl to call my own. (Repeat chorus) Don't know anybody I can call 'Cause all of our friends were married and all Maybe I should run an ad Right now anything wouldn't be bad (Repeat chorus) There are numbers by the phone booth I could call And a lot of funny things are written on the wall But the kind of girl I'm looking for Wouldn't have her name on the phone booth door! (Repeat chorus)

© - 1970 Greenwood Music Co. - BMI