Long Lovin' Arms Of The Law |
by C. Carson Parks |
I had a friend who lived in Burbank, and was a Narc on the
L.A,P.D. I said “Bill, that’s serious shit, Buddy! You could get killed! But he
loved the work and stayed with it. My daughter Hilary, a kinder garden toddler
at the time brought home a little Dixie Cup full of dirt for Mommy’s kitchen
sink window sill. The child explained that it would grow pretty flowers. One
evening Bill and his wife came over, and Bill noticed the start of Hilary’s
garden. He said “Carson, how long have you been growing Marijuana? Sure enough,
when he pointed it out, there it was! He explained how wild bird seed, which is
probably what they used, is full of pot seeds, and that’s why birds and
squirrels love it so much. Afterwards, we got a good chuckle out of it, such as
bringing a new meaning to “A Child’s Garden Of WHAT!?”