One Beautiful Body

by C. Carson Parks

This is an obvious double entendre thing, but hardly very funny when you think about it! In Nashville, on the night of The Grammy Awards, a bunch of songwriters get together and have a “counter culture” thing they call “The GRIMY Awards.” They sing the worst songs they ever wrote. It’s often very funny, especially in the fact most songwriters are a little nuts anyway, and it can get a little sick sometimes. I have a CD of some of Cole Porter’s unknown tunes, and some of them are pretty damned bad! Even Beethoven’s Tenth Symphony could use improvements here and there!